old news is a new series i'm starting to make my inability to post anything promptly seem intentional.
it's friday february 22nd, 4pm. it's a typical friday afternoon at
stc: things have been calm all day, until about 2 hours before it's
time to go. then the blackberry starts buzzing off the table, 14 sales
dvd's need to be in belize in 15 minutes, and the ceo of the company
needs me to pick up his daughter from jujitsu class. amid the chaos, i
get an email from a friend of mine who runs a PR firm that represents
some pretty high profile film composers. it's an invitation: he wants
me to attend a pre-oscar champagne reception the following day, to
honor the 2008 best original score and best original song oscar
nominees. now, before you get excited, i've been to these receptions
before. i went to an emmy one last year, and maybe 1/3 of the nominees
actually showed up -- and none of the one's you've heard of. (don't
get me wrong, i'll never turn down free champagne. but it doesn't mix
well with disappointment.) so i accept, skeptically, and take off in
search of the "Sixth Sensei" martial arts & meditation dojo.
saturday morning is full and beautiful. biking along the beach,
scrubbing the bathroom, the perfect day. afternoon rolls around, and
i'm starting to feel those 'out of my league' butterflies i get pretty
frequently around here. so i grab my roommate's nice nikon, slip into
something hollywood casual (button up, blazer, jeans, nice shoes and
sunglasses), and with the help of 'michelle', find my way over to a private residence in beverly hills. as i turn north onto west
beverly, i see a line of mercedes, jaguars and other
non-scions up ahead, waiting for a valet, so i know i'm close. michelle
concurs. then people start getting out of their non-scions. people in
hats and ties. people wearing nice dresses and jackets and lots and
lots of black. people dressed very much non-hollywood casual. it
would appear that an oscar champagne reception is different than an
emmy champagne reception, and no one has told me. suddenly pulling up
to the valet in a dirty XA seems the least of my problems.
i look at the clock. i'm alarmingly punctual, so i do a 180 and head
back down beverly into the shopping district, where i speed-walk past
the locals, who glare. (rich people are never in a hurry.) i'm
scanning both sides of the street for a clothing store -- something
nice, but not too nice -- a banana republic at least, or maybe one of
those vaguely classy menswear boutiques with a generic italian name
like Giovanni's or Uberto's. i turn a corner. GAP. okay. i was
hoping for slacks, but i guess chinos are black, too. and so long as nobody
asks me 'who are you wearing?' at the door, i should be fine. in i
go. black pants, black belt -- easy. but the shirt. if i wear white,
people will hand me their car keys. any other color and no one will
take mine. so black it is. i find the black shirt section, and of
course they are all creased and pinned, and definitely not
pret-à-porter. luckily i am at that moment flanked by a mannequin who
looks to be about my size, wearing a freshly steamed black shirt, which
he gives me without a word.
a smiley 50-something changing room lady senses my panic, and doesn't even offer a number. everything fits fine (a GAP miracle),
and i run out to pay. when the GAPgirl
starts to bag things, i tell her not to bother. she smiles knowingly, as if in her career behind that register
she'd frequently encountered my brand of confused oscar-fête-invitee who knows
little enough about party social conventions to wear jeans to one, and little enough about fashion to go to GAP to fix it. but as she starts to cut off the tags off the 60 dollar pants i only plan on wearing once, i realize she doesn't know my demographic as well as she thinks. i stop her mid-snip and head back to the changing room. the smiley older lady smiles too. she also thinks she knows me. i smile back. i think she just might. she gets me an extra bag from the front to hold my hollywood casuals and wishes me luck. i rush back to my car and back to the party. the valet lot is "full". they tell me to park around the block. they can shut up. i love my scion.
i get inside the party, and my friend immediately takes me over to meet alan. who turns out to be alan menken. you know, composer of songs from 'beauty and the beast', 'little mermaid', 'aladdin', a childhood hero. no big deal. i act cool and take a picture. then over comes michael giacchino (the incredibles, ratatouille). then over comes alan's lyricist steven schwartz, followed by richard sherman (mary poppins, chitty chitty bang bang). my friend mentions that i am looking at 50 years of disney music. i start to sweat. alan laughs and tells me i need a drink. he's probably right. i shake some hands, take some pictures, and head to the patio to air out.
on the way, i brush past marco beltrami (3:10 to yuma) and james newton-howard (everything and the kitchen sink). they seem to be deep in conversation, so i only interrupt long enough to take a picture and reassure them that we'll chat later.
it's starting to rain, so the patio crowd has congealed under the awning. i carefully back up behind a portly gentlemen (is there any other kind?) who i've been told is the agent for alberto iglesias, composer of 'the kite runner' score and basically everything pedro almodovar has ever done. my plan goes perfectly, and the gentleman's port bumps into my aft. i introduce myself, and he introduces me to alberto. we start talking. he says he's from northern spain. we start talking in spanish. his beautiful spanish wife joins in. we start talking about the camino. 30 minutes later we are curtly interrupted by someone who claims to own the house we're in. he's standing on a stage, trying to start a program of some kind. i exchange cards w/ alberto, excuse myself in castellano and use my very professional-looking nikon to elbow my way up to the front row.
one by one the best song nominees take the stage to get their applause and their gift bag. alan is genial. the 'august rush' guys look terrified. and the kids from 'once'...oh the kids from 'once'. glen and marketa have just walked in the door when they are called up on stage. marketa looks calm. glen has his guitar slung over his shoulder. yes, the guitar. the lady next to me suggests that they sing. i second. and in a single motion that is both spontaneous and effortless, both gracious and pleased, the empty case hits the stage and he plucks the first notes of 'falling slowly'. at one point during the song, me and the woman next to me look at each other and shake our heads. her twinkly eyes and goofy grin quite clearly say, 'no way this is happening'. i just giggle. and later, as glen is wailing something about me still having time, i consider not returning my expensive new outfit, just to feel like somehow i've earned the experience.
none of the best original score composers bring any instruments. it's still cool to see them all together though. they come on one by one. james. michael. marco. alberto. and then dario. now, i should start this part by saying that the little composer-crush sported by the character i play on tv was initially contrived in part because me and my co-writer josh like his music a lot. but mostly, we just thought it was funny. but as we fed the joke by really digging into his music, we started to see what a truly talented guy he was. and in all the interviews we ever heard, he was this soft-spoken, courteous guy who knew his music inside and out. what better object for a network-wide crush?
dario deflects the compliments and the applause. he just looks happy to be there. the little ceremony ends, and after some pictures, he walks to an empty corner of the awning, turns around, leans against a pole and just takes it all in. at the moment, he's the only composer not talking to anybody, so i figure now's my chance. i stammer a bit. i mean, what do you say to the guy who wrote 'pride and prejudice'? so i congratulate him on the nomination, and tell him he should have won last year. i tell him about the channel, and then, regrettably, i let slip that he's the object of our little obsession. as soon as it's out i get awkward. but he just laughs and says something about 'pride and prejudice' probably not being the finest piece of music ever written, contrary to what i have probably just told him. i laugh too. and from then on, it's just friends chatting. i ask him about his upcoming projects. i ask him about getting back into non-film classical music. i ask him if he's planning on working with terry gilliam again. you know, shooting the shoot. and then, we're done. we take a quick picture together. we exchange cards. and as i walk away, i hear the start of his next conversation. it's with another guy with a camera. the last thing i hear is the guy gushing about how dario totally should have won the oscar last year for 'pride and prejudice'. dario laughs and i cringe.
i only hang around for a few minutes after that. just long enough to fulfill my promise to james and marco, toss a 'tanks' and a hug to glen and marketa, and say a quick word to michael giacchino (whose score for 'ratatouille' really should have won the oscar this year -- but don't tell dario). then i thank my friend, and head out the front door into a light drizzle. the valet asks for my ticket. i scowl imperceptibly and put on my sunglasses, making a mental note to return my party clothes to the GAP near my office first thing monday morning. -d
ps. here's the link to a hi-res gallery of photos from the evening.