apparently this is old news, but it's new to me so shut up.  ladies and gents, i present chris dane owens. 

in case that didn't make any sense, here's an excerpt from a pop and hiss interview CDO gave that clears everything up:

My character is part of the witches kingdom, which is the second kingdom. I’m actually part of their army and an enforcer, a general, if you will. I meet that young lady Arra who is secretly being trained by the angels and they hand her a book. That book is the book of golden symbols which can only be understood by the spirit, by the living soul. She’s being trained secretly to be the queen of this realm, to overthrow the forces of darkness. My character actually meets her and falls in love with her and decides to leave the dark side, so he has an epiphany.

much better.  happy friday. -d  (and thank you, sarah.  thank you.)

PS. and also, i challenge anyone to find footage of a less convincing heterosexual kiss anywhere on the www. the gauntlet has been thrown down.

inaccurate.  inappropriate.  probably not doing any favors for church PR (like it could get any worse).  but it killed me.  and anybody who's been there knows there's more than a little truth to it.  plus who knew that song was about investigators?  anybody know jack white's address?  i'd like to send him a pass-along card.  -d

there are lots of reasons i love cartoons.  not the least of which being b/c the people who create them come up w/ stunts like this. cartoon network's float in the macy's thanksgiving day parade featured a foster home for discarded imaginary friends -- and one of the best zings in the history of live television. epic win. -d